birdghost:

notmxch:

birdghost:

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

18+

This Friend Is Available To All Ages You Fool

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gryffon:

darthgryffon:

gryffon:

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

my url is better than yours

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you

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sonypraystation:

imcoolwithonions:

sonypraystation:

daycare:

gushergurl:

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

you think i do this shit cause it easy

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backpackfullofplums:

In case you aren’t familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.

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kontextmaschine:

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fallenangelvictorious:

niedopalek:

female-malice:

niedopalek:

i would love to see modern british people try and build stonehenge today. they couldn’t. whatever it took for them to build something like stonehenge has been completely lost over time 

Not lost over time. Lost to Christian forces eradicating traditional saxon culture.

well if you’re gonna be serious on my funny post i have to inform you that stonehenge was built 3600 years before the Saxons first set foot in england

This vibe is like some tried to correct a clown mid show and they pulled off their wig, mask, and funny clothes to reveal an anthropology professor

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